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whencartoonsruletheworld:

funniest disney history facts i can think of atm

  • literally EVERYBODY thought the lion king was gonna flop and pocahontas would be their greatest movie ever made. people begged to ditch lion king and work on pocahontas.
  • the reason robin hood ends so abruptly is that there was an actual ending planned and storyboarded but the crew spent too long arguing about everyone’s fursonas to finish animating it
  • madam mim was way less comedic in the original book but because her character was too similar to maleficent (who was in their latest film at the time), the sword and the stone crew decided to differentiate her by making her fucking hilarious
  • when making a goofy movie, jeffrey katzenberg (studio chairman at the time) told bill farmer to give goofy “a normal voice.” farmer, who had been voicing goofy for eight years at that point, including in the goof troop show that a goofy movie was a sequel to, was very confused. after making an attempt they decided to scrap that note completely.
  • as of march 2023, farmer is still voicing goofy, and tony anselmo has been voicing donald since 1986. the 2017 reboot of ducktales, which was slated as “wanting to do for donald what goofy movie did for goofy,” featured both actors as those characters; they had also been doing the voices for the original ducktales and goof troop/goofy movie. all the times goofy and donald interact in the 2017 ducktales however, donald was voiced by guest star don cheadle as a joke
  • current voice of mickey mouse bret iwan has stated that he has attempted to play kingdom hearts and did not do well
  • disneyland’s current world of color halloween overlay features a plot that is basically “the disney villains simultaneously adopt a goth kid” and i love it
  • people will make jokes about “well math says that the beast would’ve been 11 when he was cursed” well that was actually the original intent, but a flashback scene of baby beast was scrapped because he looked “too much like eddie munster”
  • when disney sent a representative to pixar to check on toy story production, she was like “this is all great! what style of music are you thinking” and they were like “for what” “for the songs” “we uh. we weren’t gonna have. any songs” and she went dead silent and then went “i have to make a call” and left the room
  • saludos amigos and the three caballeros were made as ww2 propaganda. the government commissioned disney to make movies to make latin america like them so that they wouldnt side with the nazis and provide them an in to invade, and latin america really liked donald duck so
  • saludos amigos was apparently the first time many usamericans realized that latin american people were like. people. film historian alfred charles richard jr said that the film “did more to cement a community of interest between peoples of the americas in a few months than the state department had in fifty years”
  • while latin america generally liked both films, chilean cartoonist rené rios boettiger fucking hated the chilean segment of saludos amigos, seeing the main character of pedro the plane as a weakass bitch, so in response he created condorito, the most popular comic character in all of latin america
  • disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”
  • in case you haven’t seen the defunctland, walt disney wanted epcot to be a futuristic utopia where he was basically the dictator. then he died so they just made it another theme park
  • speaking of defunctland the first defunctland video was on disneyworld’s alien attraction and please watch it. please it’s so funny
  • after the huge failure of the black cauldron disney was going to shut down its animation department. the department tried to convince them to keep them alive by showing them the one scene they had finished for the next movie– the mouse burlesque from the great mouse detective. it worked
  • the only attraction the black cauldron ever got was in tokyo disneyland where they put a tour under cinderella’s castle where everyone had to escape the disney villains trying to kill them, only to end at the horned king and the cauldron, who would try to sacrifice them to satan. this tour was popular but was closed in the early 2000s as the tunnels didn’t fit earthquake regulations and i want it in disneyworld so bad
  • walt disney once referred to his unionizing workers, led by goofy’s creator art babbitt, as “commie sons of bitches,” and i want a mickey build-a-bear that calls me a commie son-of-a-bitch whenever i squeeze its paw

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NATSUME YUUJINCHOU SEASON 1 - NYANKO-SENSEI

Understanding “Charisma” in 5 minutes

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Want to explain Charisma House to your friends and family, but you don’t know where to start? Well Rikai-oniisan has you covered, in 5 minutes he will break it all down for you. Making your friends, family, family pet, the bugs living in your walls (or mirrors), neighbours, and everyone else still be none the wiser at the end of it.

Translation under the read more. Link to the Youtube video is here.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

just-a-bogbear:

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

scoobhead:

funkyness:

funkyness:

you ever hear a trans person’s name and you know instantly what media they got it from

oh your name is Percy? that’s beautiful. i wonder what popular book franchise marked your childhood. by the way are you familiar with the myth of kronos and the olympians

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a collection of my favorite replies on this post

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crunchbuttsteak:

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You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

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crustyclarinet:

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

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demonlandline:

Insane how supernatural is 15 seasons long and everything is under explored. What were they doing for 15 years?

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Lots of correct opinions in the notes.

Don’t leave these in the tags!

#killing all the women#failed backdoor pilots#replaying the same sibling drama over and over again like eagles eating prometheus’s liver#supernatural#what a show

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pankendev:

this would kill a victorian child

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no it wouldnt

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines